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by Public Broadcast
Chapter 1
Good evening, listener. If you can hear this, you are already halfway there. Somewhere above your roofline, a light went missing. We have been tracing its signal through the static of your dreams, through the hum in your appliances, through the long pause between your thoughts. We are the Lost Star Recovery Program. Our task is simple: return what’s been misplaced. Names, faces, coordinates, entire constellations that forgot their own alignment. We find them all eventually. If you have seen a flicker in your reflection, if a certain frequency makes your teeth ache, if the night sky feels thinner than you remember, we might be looking for you. Please, remain where you are. Keep your eyes on the ceiling. Count the seconds between the lights. A representative will contact you shortly. You may also dial 8-5-5 6-0-6 4-9-8-0 and let the tone play to the end. Do not speak your wish aloud. The stars are listening. They remember better than we do. Repeat: Do not speak your wish aloud. We will find what you’ve lost. Or what has been searching for you. Thank you for your continued participation in the Lost Star Recovery Program. Your signal has been received. -=*=- Every Missing Star Must Return Home -=*=-